I just typed an epic ramble about the notion of time and space and pressed the wrong bloody button! >.<

Yes, there were vibrating molecules in it. I know, I feel your pain. It's nothing compared to the pain I'm currently experiencing - an 'ARGH' of frustration tends to be accompanied by the whacking of something on the table. Ouch.

Oh well, got another few hours 'til the newsagents opens. May get a newspaper today - there isn't really much choice, newspaper-wise, is there? The Guardian is sold at a discounted rate for students (30p on weekdays) but it can be quite wanky. The Telegraph and TEH TIMES are irrelevant to me. Daily Express and/or Daily Mail? Er, no. The Independent doesn't really do much for me, The Scotsman is okay but I doubt the accuracy of the fact-checkers...

(me) Ooh, this Scotsman article says Nicol Stephen has two children. Crikey, I'm interviewing him today, and that could be a jolly good lead-up to a question.
*later that day*
(me) So, Nicol, you have 2 children-
(NS) Nope, I have double that.
(me) Bugger.

The Mirror's trying too hard to compete with The Sun, which is a real pity, 'cause there's a good market for the paper it used to be.

Oh look, we've moved from vibrating molecules to - *splutter*. Sorry, accidentally looked at the lead singer of a band who shall remain nameless and choked on my drink. I don't mean he's shockingly attractive - looks more like an arse that's fallen downstairs - but I daresay neither was I just then. No-one looks pretty when choking on a carbonated soft drink.

However, this vocalist *is* rather lovely. [link]
It's an Yngwie Malmsteen track though, so you need to wait through about 3 mins of gee-tah before JLT appears.

Wish I looked that good in leather trousers. Awk, there's an image o.O

Must have been great living in the 80's, you could go out wearing pretty much whatever you wanted, safe in the knowledge everyone else looked like a pillock as well. I wouldn't even need hairspray ~ mein bouffant tends towards the fluffy anyway, and has been known to eat combs.